Polish Smile

The ass-crack of a builder who's bending over.

That builder just gave me a Polish Smile while picking up his tool.

by Turtle84 October 25, 2012

Polish Pole Polish

When a Polish person polishes your pole.

"Man, I got a great Polish Pole Polish last night!"
"Man, this girl from Poland really polished my pole last night!"

by imFAPPulous June 16, 2016

pillsbury broboy

a "bro" who is either fat or chunky to the LIMIT.

"Jim, he's a pillsbury broboy, he eats, he eats some more, then shits in my house".

by kyle September 21, 2003

pollaxed

to knock someone out!

i ran straight at the wanker and pollaxed him! lights out!

by smitdawg June 24, 2006

Polish Wetwipe

When you are too lazy to go get a new roll of toilet paper after a #2. So instead you flush the toilet and after dipping your hand in the now clean water wipe your ass barehanded.

I didn't want to run to dollar tree to get more TP so I just used a polish wetwipe.

by Aechmac August 7, 2021

helmet-polisher

A brown-noser; a sycophant.

Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher.

by Jeff Kane December 4, 2005

lame pills

Tablets that are taken that lead one to be: boring, unadventerous, pathetic, uncool.

"Does anyone have any lame pills? I need to take some, my life is out of control!"

"Julie took her fucking lame pills. She isn't coming out with us tonight."

"I've been taking my lame pills for 3 weeks now, considering I've done nothing but sleep."

"I'm not doing anything this weekend because I purchased the family sized bottle of lame pills."

by Grandma Pussy May 7, 2010