swim in the gene pool

the act of cumming in one's Listerine bottle at a party.

Jimbo: How was that party the other night?
RyeGuy: Hella lame! Except when Dready took a swim in the gene pool.
Jimbo: Sheeeet!

by rjr11772 February 4, 2009

Pool noodled

You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.

Did you hear what happened to Austin? His girl pool noodled him and it got in his eye.

EWWW!

by PostMacone May 22, 2018

Poole

An ugly ass chick that god made a women rather then a chicken. It usually is very annoying #faggot

That ugly nigger is a poole

by spy.com dude May 30, 2017

Chlorinated Gene Pool

Similar to being called a "mudblood" in Harry Potter. It means that you're a mutated being in human existence. Often used as a very rude insult maintaining that you are superior to them.

Person 1: I don't want to go to work today...
Person 2: Go straddle a narwhal, you chlorinated gene pool.

by ThatsMyPie July 22, 2011

oh shit! it's the poolice

what you say when you see a pig (only if you're as cool as megan leah and jen) (makers of the definition for megan (except jen, she wasnt there, she was at camp)) (we've had a long day)

*police car drives by on the x-rated walk home*

oh shit! it's the poolice

by spanky mcfarlen July 11, 2006

pooloo

A word used to say penis, usually used by mothers as a "clean" way to say penis to their young boys when refereing to it in a sentence.

mom; "What's wrong, son?"
boy; "My pooloo's sore!"

by Kèv-N-R January 16, 2008

plool

plool is similar to lol and is used in the same situations as lol. The diffrence is it contains an extra p and o for no real reason this is the logic of plol

"yeah she was wasted"
"Plool!"

by Zingoe August 28, 2009