do you use knee pads?

when a female is giving a blowjob her knees may be bruised. so you can use this term to ask if some has given a blowjob.

hey ______ do you use knee pads?

by thwordonthestreet May 10, 2014

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

paddle

A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.

We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.

Ya dude that would be totally badass.

by Swat23 July 21, 2008

doggy paddle

To paddle like a dog.

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

Padlock necklace

The padlock necklace was first seen in the punk subculture by sid vicious who's girlfriend put a chain and lock around his neck then proceeded to throw away the key as a sign of sid belonging to her. It has then been passed along through communities based on it's overall coolness and trend in style.

Alex:" Oh you have a padlock necklace on?"

Dave:"yeah my girlfriend put it on me. She thought it would be really cool for us to do since we're both into punk rock"

Alex:"that's really cool man!"

by Gloved June 29, 2022

PADI

as already stated the Professional Association of Dive Instructors. or as we know it in the industry "put another dollar in"

Dive bum 1: Apparently I have to get recertified in this course, because they updated the material.
Dive bum 2:That's PADI. Put another dollar in

by str8fag August 5, 2008

paddidas

The sensitive hairless area on the ball sack that is entirely surrounded by hair. Often times created by chronic masturbation.

I have spent endless hours fondling my scrotum in search of the heavenly paddidas

by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004