Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.

“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”

by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024

Music Orgasm

Music and orgasms are linked, you can't have one without the other.

I just had a music orgasm while listening to jazz. Paolo Fresu makes absolutely the entirety of the word have a music orgasm at the exact same time

by hiehieihe March 20, 2022

Male orgasm

Male orgasm is like an anti climax, disappointing and mild. Sometimes I question if the male orgasm exists. The male orgasm is still up to debate since it’s so anti climactic.

Male orgasm: Dude I had such a anti climax last night
You got to get that checked out

by Gordon is here hahahahha October 29, 2022

Orgasmic Pride

An intense feeling of pride typically experienced by a musician after playing something very satisfying on an instrument

'Damn! Did you see the look of orgasmic pride on Mike's face after he played that lick?'
'His Face contorted with orgasmic pride'

by Orgasmic Pride April 30, 2020

orgasmic

very pleasureable, bringing large amounts of joy, something that is worth repeating

Have you heard of the band Sodom?

Oh hell yeah man, they're orgasmic!

by Filthy7Metal February 27, 2008

Bluetooth Orgasm

A Bluetooth orgasm is from the show “Dave” and it is when you can make yourself ejaculate without the use of physical touch.

Jim’s girlfriend wouldn’t have sex with him so he had to Bluetooth orgasm.

by The Dirty Love Burger April 26, 2020

orgasmization

(n) Being physically aroused by stationery, sorting systems, and other forms of organization.

I can't believe you Marie Kondo-ed all the drawers of your dresser! You're really tapping into my orgasmization.

by mom luver 113 January 22, 2019