Smelly Dick Test

When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid

Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks

by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017

indian bravery test

A test of soul where one puts hand in fire if he flinches it burns if he pulls it out it is Chopped off

“Man I can’t believe Jhon got his hand burned durning the indian bravery test ”

“Shouldn’tve Flitched”
“Yeah he’s a cunt”

by JackoFudge October 18, 2018

black light test

Using a black light to test a piece of furniture, clothes, etc. for traces of body fluids

I was gonna buy this couch off Craigslist, but it failed the black light test so I decided to pass.

by Childish Jaredino November 25, 2015

Test Drive Pirating

Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.

Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"

Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."

by nickehl November 26, 2010

Post Test Clarity

When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.

Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?

Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

Smartphone Beta test

A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.

150 million Americans have participated in a smartphone beta test.

by icicler August 14, 2012

Black Infidelity Test

In the urban black community, when a female in the relationship suspects her man of cheating, she administers the black infidelity test by sniffing her man's penis to make sure it "don't smell like no otha bitch's pussy."

When Laquanda suspected her man Salameh of being unfaithful, she immediately administered the black infidelity test by ordering him to "drop yo' boxers n' lemme smell yo dick."

by Mr. Hoboski October 10, 2008