November 5

on November 5 you need to hang out with your bf/gf for the rest of the day

November 5 just do it!!!!

by lover1133 October 18, 2021

October 5

The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade

John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?

by Cheesyballsack October 5, 2021

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 5, 2023

5 Dollars

When a dude doesn't give you his five dollars that he owe you

Dude 1: hey uhh you kinda ow me 5 dollars

Dude2: uhh no I don't

Dude1: yes yo bitch ass do

Dude2: ima slap you so fucking hard that you'll fly to another planet
Dude1: ima whoop your ass like real talk rn, when I punch you you'll break the gravitational pull of earth ho

by Wtf is a pseudonym lmfao January 4, 2022

May 5

This is a day where you prank your teacher. 😻🦶

person 1: is may 5, let’s think of a prank!
person 2: *whisper the idea*

person 1 & person 2: now let’s wait the perfect time to prank! 😝😇

by Soobin Dolphin April 24, 2022

5 ghpeda

5 ghpeda is a word spoken only by the wise man Pantelhs Iwannou who also created the game-changing phrase t r e i s s s s s

"Baseline twra oloi 5 ghpeda 🖐✊🖐✊"
"Oses fffffoooorrrrreeeeeessss annnnnnooooiiiiiiiggggeeeeeiiii ttttooooo xxxxxxeeeeeeriiii mmmmmoooooouuuuuu toso tha trexeis"

by κωουτσ May 20, 2021

Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.

by SexualHotsauce November 3, 2019