MuffDawg

MuffDawg,

A person who became famous by living his life.

Mann , he is such a MuffDawg being a star and a king in life what a MuffDawg he is.

by MuffDawg007 November 23, 2019

Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.

“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”

by Vitalogist January 12, 2020

Muff dribble

A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina

Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble

by Snakepig January 16, 2020

Muff

Contrary to the number one definition, the muff is the culmination of the pussy and surrounding hair do... the muff can be characterized by its hair style, skin color, and smell.

No muff too tough, we dive at five!

by John boy Walton February 2, 2020

muffami

Move for me.

Singer: They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
(DanceMonkey)

Me: THEY SAY... MUFFAMI, MUFFAMI, MUFFAMI ,MUFFAMI YEAHYAYAYA...

by Nunu <3 April 1, 2020

muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...

‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’

by el creator May 6, 2021

muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.

My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.

by anonymous October 20, 2021