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Evelyn Moment

That time when you do something so stupid and so obnoxious you can’t even internalize it
Evelyn: holy shit I just killed my entire class
Everyone else: Evelyn moment
by Jesus Walk All Over You November 17, 2021
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Bond Moment

When you're able to pull of something so awesome, your only option is to scream out the main part of the 007 theme upon completion.
(while driving)

Bob: Jim, watch out for that semi!!

(Jim grazes the guardrail at the perfect angle to make his 98' F-150 do three front flips over the semi, which then drives directly into a wall and bursts into flames.)

Jim: DUH-NUH, NAH-NAH, NUH-NUH-NAH

Bob: That was a fucking Bond Moment, man!
by FlabCaptain September 8, 2012
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Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.
by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022
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lifetime moment

(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.
"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"
by ncmo April 21, 2010
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Corvo Moment

When someone randomly disappears five seconds after you first saw him for no reason

Or when someone goes on an utter revenge hunt on someone who wronged them, just to get even.
Guy 1: Hey, wasn't that guy in the red mask there a moment ago?

Guy 2: Corvo Moment.

EX2

Guy 1: (unnamed) screwed up big time.

Guy 2: You're not gonna-

Guy 1: I'm gonna get revenge.

Guy 2: Yeah, Corvo Moment.
by ObliviousCrysis October 30, 2020
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BigM moment

when you're sweet, supporting, kind and definitely not racist to your young teammates in a videogame, and of course you don't have a basement that you lock and kill kids in.
your teammate: fails*
you: ..... :) meet me in the basement I have a surprise for you (you little n-, u bl**k sl**e, ypu pile of tr*sh), a very *bloody* big surprise
your freind watching you play: BigM moment
by NoSpaces:) July 21, 2022
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bono-moment

when everything goes right, when everything you say is greeted with a positive response, when everything you do comes out perfect, when you're cool without even realizing it
Dude A: Dude, I think I nailed the presentation at the annual TPS Reporting forum. I couldn't believe people actually clapped.

Dude B: I know, it was a total bono-moment.
by vleon101 October 15, 2009
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