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pound it, lock it, shock it

a handshake performed by two friends, works better if one is a girl. It is started by pounding. One pound up, the other down, then switch. Next, lock it by pounding together and twisting. After twisting, shock it by putting your fingers in shocker formation and wiggliing your fingers.
"Man, that car is so fly! Pound it, lock it, shock it!" (words followed by pounding it, locking it, and shocking it.)
by bpbrs December 6, 2006
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murphy lock

1. Extreme wedgie. (See Wedgie)
2. Non-reversible case of pants up ones ass.
Those shorts would be pants if she didn't have a murphy lock.
by nlstiger July 18, 2005
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Lockup

When your brain shuts down after seeing a fantastic piece of ass walk by, preventing you from continuing whatever you were doing.
Boris and Jerry are having lunch at McDonald's talking about neural networks just as a milf walks past. Jerry notices the milf....

Boris: "Please explain what you mean by the nested node method of traversing..."

Jerry: "Huh,.... hang on Boris I am having a lockup, I need a moment to reboot"
by JerryfromAus April 12, 2008
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Locker room faggotry

Men using athletics as an excuse to touch other men.

Pranks or jokes that involve men touching each others genitals or asses.
Do not slap my ass. I won't tolerate any locker room faggotry.
by Goat Salad July 6, 2010
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mango lock

He is a Faggot. Period.
by anonymous February 20, 2005
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Goldy Lock

When you eat a lot of corn and the next day you poop, theres a bunch of corn in it. When you poop a huge log of poo it looks like its a lock of brown poo with yellow specks.
Guy walks out of bathroom with a smile on his face.
Guy 2: What are you so happy about?
Guy: I just shat out a HUGE goldy lock
by IWOVECATS January 26, 2011
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Pop it and lock it

a.) slang referring to the robotic movements associated with breakdancing.
b.) slang referring to the robotic movements associated with popping a double espresso shot and locking yourself into a morning workout routine.
It was 6 am and he couldn't stay awake. Then he had the supplies to pop it and lock it and had no other choice but to stay awake and go to the gym.
by AleclikeBaldwin November 5, 2010
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