Ass Attack Logan

A lier that has everything in his imagination and lives in a world of make believe!

Ass Attack Logan got a new 911 Porsh today.

by HMC March 21, 2003

LolGank

When someone goes around killing people for fun in a MMO game. Usually done to newbs by higher ranking players with a stick up their ass.

Azereth, level 1 paladin: takes 200 gold pieces out of a pouch.
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: arrives from the north.
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: says "Hi, how are you?"
Azereth, level 1 paladin: says "I'm good. I finally got enough gold to get a weapon after a full hour of hunting snakes."
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: swings battle axe at Azereth and connects with a crushing blow to the ribs.
Azereth is slain.
200 gold pieces fall to the ground.
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: says "LOLGANK!"
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: picks up 200 gold pieces.

by pooploggylog January 31, 2008

Logan

A guy who makes you want to claw your eyes out. He argues with everything you say and is way to stunborn. He is the pack leader of the trump train. He always had esxuses and his nickname is sweaty Patrick.

Friend-"How would you describe Logan?"

Friend-"Logan is a red neck sweaty Patrick who came up with Trump Train."

Logan-"I am very sexy."

by ArtemisAcher May 6, 2017

logan

usually the best at football, he is cute and funny! people make fun of him for how he is. but dont make him mad! he will go off. everyone that makes fun of him he will be ahead of others.

"logan is the best football player around"

by bvfidsjfhoe9g May 22, 2017

Logan Paul

Some guy who filmed a dead body then acted like he was crying for some more views

" Hi Logan Paul your a right idiot u are filming a dead body an dat"

by Jack Prentice February 2, 2018

Logan

Logan is always analyzing something. He's a deep thinker, and for lack of better words, a nerd. He never struggles with seclusion. Logan always has an easy answer to a difficult problem, and helps his friends. He never really shows emotions, but he does feel.

Person 1- Where's Logan? I haven't seen him since yesterday.
Person 2- Probably reading, alone in his room.

by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018

Logan Paul

A cunt who likes to film dead bodies and animals and laughs about it like it’s nothing.
Logan and his brother (Jake Paul) like to plug there merch (walmart) in every single video

Person 1: oh look it’s logan paul dickhead!
Person 2:eww and jakes piece of shit!
Person 3:why do they dress like rugs?

by Takashi_sponsored_skittles July 8, 2018