The Lemon Suprise

the act of peeing in a womans vagina or ass while just entering the vagina or ass.

Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!

by Leonidis August 4, 2008

lemon

when somebody can not take a joke and react in a violent manner

"haha dannys ginger" "piss off man i merk you" "oooh bwoi y u getting so lemon"

by MiNnO December 28, 2005

Lemon

A person in the company of a couple who feels out of place. Much like a gooseberry. Comes from the simple fact that everyone has a single lemon in their fruitbowl, which looks and feels out of place. (I may have made that last bit up)

I spent the evening with Beatrice and Archie last night and felt like a right lemon.

by jimbo January 26, 2005

Lemon tits

When a womans nipples are so tiny they look like pursed lips from a lemon.

"Dude,that chick I fucked last night had super tiny lemon tits!"

by iambrian101 August 20, 2007

Lemon Party

When 14 old men in theirs 60s get in a circle and throw lemons into each other buttholes

"hey dike we are having a lemon party wanna join?"

by aVesstra June 28, 2018

lemon

An exceptionally butch and manly lesbian. Usually has a SOUR pussy.

Dude 1: Look at those 2 dykes!

Dude 2: Who? The fat bitches with spiky hair and camo shorts? What a pair of lemons!

by madstylex December 19, 2007

Lemon Drop Kush

A myth popularized by freshmen who are new to smoking dope. According to kids who believe this rumor, LemonDrop Kush is a type of marijuana in which one drops lemon juice on the bud to increase the flavor. No I'm not kidding.

Have you heard of Lemon Drop Kush? Neither have I.

by Ike Furam May 17, 2009