Jason'd 

To be completely dropped and excluded. When another groupchat is made without you. (Excluded from a group of friends)

"Wow remember that Frederick kid"
"Yea he got totally excluded!"
"What a loser, totally jason'd him"

Jason'd by Triplej69 February 9, 2020

Jason Squires 

The Cool's and Sexiest person alive with the best situation ever.

Situation......Hot.......Sexy... Jason Squires

Jason Squires by Radmehr May 11, 2011

Jason Grace 

son of zeus. banging Reyna but marrying Piper. reminds fangirls of christian grey from 50 shades of grey = gentle man in the streets, freak in the sheets. he and percy have this secret bromance shit that people think they're fucking but its ok cause they're getting along. Leo is home skillet biscuit.

Piper: bby, im horny, lets fuck
jason grace: ight

Jason Grace by pjoluver December 26, 2012

jason job 

Incomplete act , as in premature ejactulation generaly refers to high expectations with dismal results

WOW he was really hot but it was a jason job

jason job by 73pontiacguy January 1, 2008

Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques 

Sean Paul’s younger brother!

Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques, is known as the Jamaican, “Jay - Z”!

He is originated in the “Coppershot sounds”!

Jason is also a back up vocalic for Sean Paul in concerts!

He is featured in the “De dance” for Sean Paul’s forth video, “Like glue” taken from the VP Records // ATLANTIC release, “DUTTY ROCK”!

Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques by Rizwaan October 21, 2004

Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.

Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."

Jason Bourne'd by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010

jason wahler 

A douchebag from the MTV Show Laguna Beach that is always trying to get in every girls' pants.

He'd been around so much he was like a Jason Wahler

jason wahler by Elizabeth The Amazing August 8, 2006