Clute Intermediate

The worst school in Texas basically some junkyard that some numbskull decided it would be a good place to send dumbass kids who had their first kiss in kindergarten also the teachers are ex North Korean military drill sergeants that you have to say “yes sir” too. then the students act all tough like they are Hispanic gangsters with idiots yelling school shooting every single second and a few groups of gay kids, furries and straight up idiots they also say some shit in Spanish I don’t know since I only speak English and some German.

Student from clue intermediate:what up cuh *some shit in Spanish*

Other person:woah that’s gay
Clute intermediate student: *crying* *some insults in Spanish* wah wah your mean

by Classywhale August 12, 2023

Saint John Mary International School

It’s a school in Saraburi where Saraburian people goes to study for English environment. There are variety of people from across the globe which attend this school. However, they all seems to hate this school, because of bad school system. Every went down since 2018 because they keep firing teachers out to get any possible white teachers replace.

The canteen sucks here. The only place in the world to find a cockroach in a noodle boiled with it. After 2019, they higher the prices of everything in the school.

The owner of the school took the money from students’ tuition fee just to make a playground for kindergarten which kids barely plays it, instead of renovating the school.

The teacher here mostly smoke and most of the students here smoke and drink, too.

HELP ME, I AM DYING OF THIS SAINT JOHN MARY INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL DYSTOPIAN SYSTEM HERE. TAKE ME OUT OF HERE!!!

by ONE OF THE DYING SJMIS STUDENT January 26, 2020

Blocky's Funny doings International

A corporation that has been arrested for perjury in court

This program has been brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International

by gfdhfdn June 4, 2022

The first word on the internet

The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨

Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*

by whyrugeh January 14, 2022

Inferi

In Harry Potter, the dead whos deceased bodies are raised like zombies to do one's bidding.

Kreacher was attacked by the horde of Inferi and left to die as he did Voldemort's bidding.

by wats a pseudonym March 14, 2009

Melodic Inertia

noun.
The undeniable force from music causing movement in humans.

1. Everyone ran to the artist Fake ID's concert to feel the melodic inertia.
2. The melodic inertia was in the room tonight!

by MrMelodicInertia November 30, 2022

internet nerd

A social inadequate person who tries to get his point across on the internet because they can't do it in real life. Generally rubs his bishop over linux searching for open ports on other peoples computers. They have many many online friends all over the world. More than likely a moderator of a forum or game server. Conspiracies are a must!

Meat is Murder: What cha up to tonight bro?

Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!

Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!

Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!

Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?

Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.

Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!

by Ohnoesnerds June 3, 2010