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Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War
"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"
by REB1941 April 24, 2022
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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015
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Volkswagen front-end

A girl’s vagina when seen through her pants, esp. in a seated position.
I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.
by coleopter September 19, 2020
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A war on two fronts

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts
by raygun20 July 12, 2021
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on front

Another way of say deadass or you good , you’re just not having it, or someone got you fucked up and you just not having it
On front you good?

On front this shit blowing me.

On front imma fuck witchu
by Lillygold November 10, 2019
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Front Rumple

Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!
"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"

"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
by Ms. Cutthroatt November 2, 2009
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front dow

The thing I said to woman and it was disrespect and the principal told me it was bad and I fr respect if you respect me I don’t know why it was bad to say fr. that is why respecting women is good. sentence yeah.
by poopsexual November 21, 2019
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