Ear Abuse

Being shouted out

My lady just gave me an hour of non stop ear abuse ear bashing

by CSI Birmingham December 6, 2015

ear elephant

a better way of calling someone irrelevant

similar to coffin skate and a soon

"bro you're so ear elephant, stfu already.."

by alwaysasooninshit August 9, 2018

Ear hole

The hole in your ear that you insert your AirPods into and give a good o’ll scratching.

Emma listens to music through her ear hole.

by Gamergurl2000 January 29, 2019

Ear banged

When someone is kissing on your ear while you are getting it on and it gets to be too much that you feel they are fucking your ear

I went over to Justin’s last night and got ear banged. So gross!

by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019

ear bitch

A grappler who thinks their ear is exhibiting cauliflower ear but it isn’t. Someone who wears headgear for no reason.

Man you see how little fluid came out of Robby’s ear? The dude is a total ear bitch.

by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021

Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021

Sneaker's Ear

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012