skin a bear

To take a shit. Alternative slang to such common phrases as "go see a man about a horse." Usually a phrase that is thrown around in a more redneck crowd. Often refers to the specific act of taking a 'praire shit.'
Pull over, Clem, I gotta go skin a bear!
by Deerslayer59301 May 11, 2007
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skin dynamics

When you dick down a slut she calls you skin Dynamics
by Nendjdn February 17, 2018
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Skin fire

Definition: A skin fire is a slang term for male masturbation. The result of the hand stroking the penis rapidly without lotion creates friction causing the skin on the shaft to turn red. If a male masturbates too hard the friction can create a fire. A skin fire occurs if the male masturbating rubs so hard that the friction creates a fire equivalent to rubbing two sticks together.
Hey George did we start any skin fires last night?

Only you can prevent skin fires.
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Skinning the giraffe

Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.
"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"
by crazyy hoeee monger December 09, 2007
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poopy skin

Pronunciation:\püp\
Function:noun
Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French scinn pope, from Latin puppis skinn
Date:15th century
1.)As in pudding, loose stools will get a skin covering over them if left to sit. Used mostly flavor food dishes such as beef stew and other beef related recipes.

Expletive;
2.) Something to say in time of surprise.
Once we added the poopy skins to the stew, the flavor came right out.

Poopy skins! That scared the hell out of me.
by mAdfAtTdEEb November 01, 2007
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Skin Symphony

The sounds created when a man and a woman make sweet passionate love for a longer than average period of time.
BART: Hey man I just got done creating a skin symphony with the old lady it was great.

SCHUHDADDY (AKA MOZART): Man 5 minutes of you pumping your little tool in and out of her doesn't count as a skin symphony. The last chick I nailed I told her to turn the music off cause I was about to conduct, I then proceeded to burn through a whole box of rubbers and we were laying in a puddle of her girl gravy whenb I was done. That my friend is the skin symphony.
by Schuhdaddy February 25, 2008
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Skin Flinting

When a person refuses to share weed with friends or loads a small bowl and cashes it himself. can also refer to when everyone wishes to smoke but the owner refuses to share.
Ray Jay is skin flinting tonight, we've smoked three bowls of mine and none of his.
by american boy handy book April 04, 2010
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