Rounding the Horn

The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.

... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."

by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020

bud horne

A very influential person who is obsessed with spoonerisms and puro pinches.

Cherry Mistmas, puro pinche Bud Horne!

by Mrs. Horne December 20, 2020

Horn Surge

Sudden Horniness at an inappropriate time

My boyfriend had a horn surge when the kids were around

by Cryddy January 7, 2021

Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021

French Horn

When head is being received and you also have a fist in your ass, much like the playing of the french horn.

Guy 1: What were you doing with your girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment

Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit

by TheTubaPlayer February 3, 2021

Horned

Mix of horny and bored.

After the sixth day of quarantine, she was horned and spending most of her time in bed.

by Rawrr2020 February 17, 2021

Horn heifer

A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.

She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!

by unklebear February 25, 2021