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Hawk Tuah Jonkler

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.
"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024
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toilet hawking

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.
"I saw you out there toilet hawking me!"
by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014
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Sausage hawk

Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.
Hey Eddie do you see that sausage hawk over there... Eddie where do you go???
by Lospro85 May 26, 2018
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Hawk

A fat pig from the anime show "The Seven Deadly Sins" (七つの大罪). He somehow learns how to talk and is the mascot of the Boar Hat: a wandering tavern that travels by a 30 story tall pig. He likes to call himself "captain of the Order of Scrap Disposal", which isn't a real order. He likes to eat scraps from customers off the floor and adores good cooking. He also loves to yell "TON TOKO TON" (Piggy trot, for those who watch the dub) whenever he runs. He also gets joked about when the owner of the tavern likes to mess with Hawk by trying to eat him. It's a good show go check it out sometime
"Hawk, no!"
by greensauce November 10, 2020
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Hawk Tuah

You gotta give em that hawk tuah
by Threelosersinatrenchcoat June 19, 2024
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Hawk Tuah Handshake

When you spit into your palm before dapping someone up
My friend game me a sloppy Hawk Tuah Handshake before he left the function
by Bloodtiger12345 November 30, 2024
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Hawk Tuah

Interviewer: What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!
by JetBlastSST June 19, 2024
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