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Hairy Morgan

A traditional greeting method that dates back to Pilgrims. Also used to accentuate a point. Dipping one's taint into another one's unexpected mouth. Performed similarly to a teabag, except all taint. Taintastic.
She couldn't figure out how to change the tire, so I gave her a Hairy Morgan
by Hairy Morgan November 2, 2010
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Harry

Harry is someone that is probably gay as balls
by ScratchyAvacado July 18, 2020
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Harry styles

He could probably smile at me and quite litteraly I would collapse to the floor drive home jump out my window walk upstairs got to sleep for five minutes wake up and hump my pillow throw the pillow out the window then have my mom throw me out the window and then hump the pilliow again get a positive pregnancy test take a shower brush my teeth and then tell Harry I’m pregnant and then we’d get married a couple years later
by Directionergoncrazy September 3, 2020
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hairy shit gash

(Noun)

Derogatory term for trans woman vagina.

A surgical vagina made of colon tissue and reconstructed phallus. That has a distinct foul smelling odour. (It can sometimes when the surgery is botched have hair on the inside hence « hairy shit hash »)

This surgery need constant after care such a dilatation to make sure it doesn’t close
Man, I picked up a « girl » from the bar last night and when we got to « her » place she presented me with a smelly, Hairy shit gash
by Dr Verville EM April 8, 2021
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hairy

Synonym for scary, technical, or difficult.
Snowflake: That was a hairy section of single-track!
Jim: I had the lay on the breaks!
by mikwat June 6, 2004
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Hairy Clam

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.
by Ron J September 29, 2003
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Harry

Harry - a very attractive guy who will make you feel like you're the only one for him.

But in reality, he is a spiteful, backstabbing and heartless guy.

He doesn't treat a girl right. He will make you feel like you were in the wrong. He pretends to like you and calls you 'the type'. Furthermore he will manipulate you.
Girl 1: Did you go out with Harry?
Girl 2: Yeah, about two years ago. He was 15 and I was 13.
Girl 1: I did as well! he was the worst.
Girl 2: I know right!
by shewhowillnotbenamed May 8, 2011
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