Chimping the Frog

(1) The opposite of making love.
(2) Uncontrollable, spastic humping
(3) Having the weirdest, most unromantic sex possible

Origins:
Derived from the landmark youtube video Chimp Rapes Frog.

It's Gary's first time having sex so I bet he's chimping the frog.

by yekka July 28, 2010

took a cab from Burnsville

“Took a cab from Burnsville” is synonymous with being penny wise and dollar foolish. In Minneapolis Minnesota a national fried chicken chain advertised a one day chicken special. When it was discovered the only local Minneapolis store did not honor the national special local TV crews went onto the scene to get footage of the patron’s disappointment. One of the patrons interviewed complained loudly "I took a cab from Burnsville" which is a distant suburb of Minneapolis where the expense of a cab ride would be many magnitudes times the savings of the chicken special.

I took a cab from Burnsville to get cheap movie tickets.

by pennywiseJoe July 12, 2016

in my far from humble opinion

An assertive phrase to introduce one's opinion by someone who is supremely confident it is the only valid viewpoint that makes logical sense. It is often abbreviated to IMFFHO. It should not be used by the faint hearted or those that cannot back it up with facts.

In my far from humble opinion, Matt Oxley writes like he's sitting on a time-bomb waiting for it to explode so he can be the first to report it
In my far from humble opinion, Valentino Rossi will never win another world championship

by Eyre of the Fred April 18, 2018

my cat ate my frogs testicles

a phrase meaning: i give up

i keep getting the answer wrong. that’s it. my cat ate my frogs testicles. peace out losers.

by suckaduckwasminefirst May 26, 2020

ice is just frozen worter

Remove yourself from Reddit pls

You are fuck

I'm just gonna type "ice is just frozen worter" since ud won't let me publish without example

by Sebby294 May 31, 2021

Omelette du fromage

The amazing phrase from Dexter's laboratory in the episode "The Big Cheese", when he listens to a French recording overnight to learn said language. This consequentially gets stuck on repeat, on this phrase. The next day all he can say is "omelette du fromage", actually working to his advantage in everything he does (except at the end, when his lab blows up).

Although meant to depict "cheese omelette", this phrase is grammatically incorrect. You should say "omelette au fromage", which means "an omelette with cheese".

Despite this, people still say the phrase "for the lols."

Mike: I only know one french word. Actually a phrase: Omelette du fromage.

Sarah: Dexter's lab?

Mike: Dexter's lab!

Sarah: Hahahaha!!

Mike: Roflcopter Lolmobile!

Sarah: 'o.O?

Mike: Jk.

Sarah: -.-

by MrSchwab December 12, 2009

front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

by fucwad March 17, 2004