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twelve o'clock flasher

A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.
{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..

I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.

Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!
by Dass Booty October 27, 2003
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Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum
Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang
by Pdm21 January 24, 2021
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old fashion

My girl was out of town so i had to give myself an old fashion.
by dave578 November 21, 2010
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fashionate

one who is passionate about fashion, and keeps themselves 'hip on the scene' by continually updating their wardrobe to stay in step with the everchanging fashion world. these individuals are also able to comprise a hot outfit if given the right tools, no help required.
peter is a fashionate man

in the fashion industry, one can find several fashionate folk, but it is a sad time when the fashion whores, people who skimp off of others passion for fashion, are confused with being a fashionate individual.

fashion whores shop at a&f, hollister, and ae, but only by the outfits pre-done on the displays, and where them only in the way they first saw them. they are not fashionate.

why you be so dang fashionate?!
by zammie March 31, 2006
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Obama fashion show

Where Michael Scott can be found when David Wallis is looking for him.
When Michael's skirting a phone call he gave me a list of places to say he is. reading the list Stopping a fight in the parking lot. An Obama fashion show. Whatever, that is. Trapped in an oil painting. I'm gonna save that one.
by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009
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titty flasher

A kitty flasher is a girl who will show her boobs in order to get a set of Mardi Gras beads.
Clarissa was a novice titty flasher. She got a haul of 34 Mardi Gras beads from flashing her titties.
by Angel of the Morning February 5, 2020
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flashblack

when you flash back to your blackout night
1: "Yo Billie, I just had a flashblack of what happened at Alibi's last night!!!"

2: "Melia, I just remembered falling on High Street - what a flashblack!"
by 12lamby May 7, 2012
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