Rainbow Felch

Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.

The Rainbow Felch

Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.

by RainbowFelch August 30, 2021

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

Alex Fencheck

A short ass loser

That Alex Fencheck kid is so short

by 85634524512qws March 30, 2023

Jolly Feltcher

The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.

*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*

Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause

the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.

Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*

Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.

by LocNilla May 7, 2023

eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril

I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.

by Zute October 12, 2023

Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024

Fart Felch

A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.

guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024