Female

The world's most common disability, affecting about half the population. Caused by a mutation that results in what should be a Y chromosome instead being an X chromosome.

Symptoms include:

-Severe difficulty driving
-Extreme emotional thinking and an inability to use logic
-Chronic flatulence
-Obsessions with children and babies
-Obsessions with men and eating all their food

Although some sufferers of feminity tend to function well and can even rival unaffected people (males), most tend to be unable to take care of themselves and end up as dishwashers (one of the few skills not affected by the disease).

There is no known treatment or cure, but the disease does tend to improve once the sufferer reaches old age.

"I heard Josephine is female"

"oh, that's horrible. Thoughts and prayers for a quick and speedy recovery!"

by Mr big ballsack June 13, 2021

Dominant female bottom

Basically a DFB is a woman who loves sex while being on bottom / missionary (plain Jane) but while being on bottom she is still in full control. She’s demanding in a sexy way, and sometimes demands her man to talk dirty.

I love taking control when he’s on top I’m the most legit dominant female bottom.

by SantiGold November 5, 2017

1-10 Female Attractive Scale

A set of numbers from 1 to 10 that are usually used for rating how good looking a female is ; 1 is the least attractive while 10 is smoking hot.

Dude how would you rate Mary on the 1-10 Female Attractive Scale?

Mary with that nice body is a solid 8.

Nah dude she's clearly a 10 With those yoga pants (;

by Pseudonym Puzzle September 20, 2016

Fegan

Fake ass vegans. They are mad fraudulent and clams to be vegan but eat sea food and dairy

Pampers and Emily are fucking fegans

by Stephen1597 January 14, 2016

Sigma Female

A rare breed. Some say they are nearly extinct.

Sigma females is a type of organism that is never found in reality.

by sansoynin-idonnowhatthatmeans May 16, 2022

Alpha Female

This is from a real alpha female. Not You wanna- bes. Yes, we want passion, Look out girls. For you frequently get between me and your man out of fear. I am not a bitch and I follow the scent of the most deserving male regardless of his current relationship status. Neither, am I bossy or assertive, but subtly wait for the kill. Once, I hook a male, He's mine. I always stand my ground, never fight. You lesser girls back off. Alpha females can smell a beta from an alpha a mile away. Looks and stature don't make you an alpha, neither does being intelligent. You, like me need to exude sex or like its pheromones from your body in greater amount than a beta to be an Alpha. OR, don't waste your time trying to fool me. I won't be riding you. This is what an alpha female really is. I'm really not a bitch, bossy, cunt nor manipulative. I make as many conquests as I can, just like an Alpha Male.

As an Alpha Female, I have that nice booty, not to soft and not to hard, and long legs. Waist length natural blonde hair. I am not a male version without muscles, but I do like to wrestle in bed. What fun. I do dress sexy. I'm a little taller than the average female and make sure the other girls know it. I lick my lips, Seductively.

by The Original Hot Potato 1 April 9, 2011

female smegma

The disgusting white stuff women get around between the fleshy vagina lips and the big hairy ones, clean it away before shagging unless you want your boyfriend to vomit. Produced by a gland on the outside of vagina.

I've got some smeg on me i just need to clean it away.

by Ooohmakemecomebaby December 20, 2004