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Faceationship

"We aren't really together, we're just in a faceationship."
by Jazyfire August 17, 2019
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Fack

Word used as a substitution for fat, usually used by unintelligent eagles fans who make fun of whores and drive Mazda’s
That dude needs to lose weight, he’s getting fack
by Jpharbison September 8, 2019
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Facback

Rispo: facback on Monday?
Panhead: quids in? I can’t say no! Mayo mayo mayoooo
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Fack

Better way to spell “fact”. It’s the same as “fact” besides “fact” isn’t a word anymore.
The fack is that I’m ugly you stupid walnut.
by Corn walnut July 1, 2019
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Facade

James is a facade
by GuyRothschild12345 October 1, 2019
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Fack

A way of saying fuck that only alcoholists can master the saying of
by Hubily jubily October 13, 2019
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facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 21, 2019
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