Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021

Ear Hustlin'

A.k.a. eavesdropping. This is just another word for it.

The other day I was ear hustlin' and i heard about the plan to kill the other member.

by J Staxx February 11, 2010

Satellite Ears

African Wild Dogs, for their adorably enormous and round ears.

Google African Wild Dogs or Painted Dogs, Satellite ears won't return results

by twist_ears February 28, 2011

open ears

Open ears - is the act of secretly listening to the private conversation of others without their consent, as defined by Black's Law Dictionary.1 This is commonly thought to be unethical and there is an old adage that "eavesdroppers seldom hear anything good of themselves...eavesdroppers always try to listen to matters that concern them. listen on your conversation

Cane and I stopped talking because Carey was open ears us on our conversation.

by TK2735 November 1, 2013

Ear banged

When someone is kissing on your ear while you are getting it on and it gets to be too much that you feel they are fucking your ear

I went over to Justin’s last night and got ear banged. So gross!

by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019

ear bitch

A grappler who thinks their ear is exhibiting cauliflower ear but it isn’t. Someone who wears headgear for no reason.

Man you see how little fluid came out of Robby’s ear? The dude is a total ear bitch.

by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021

ear typing

When you're IM'ing a friend, and suddenly they type a load of gibberish, because they received a call, and held their smartphone to their ear, thus typing gibberish (it happened to me today)

Hey, I was chatting to Paul, when he said "xxtrrtr677867^%$Y&1222" afterwards, he told me he has been ear typing (typing with his ear)

by PV Person December 13, 2014