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A homeless, green, cruel, tea catle BLOB in love with a colourblind mushroom dude
tubbo: you know how you put your hand in a bag of crisps, and you get like grease on it? what i did is, i got like two bags of monster munch, i opened them, and then i put it in a bowl! so now i have monster munch in a bowl!
tommy: … tubbo there are two minutes until dream comes and murders us.
Dream by LgbtqIsPogchamp May 30, 2021
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pizza dream

A very real, very freaky dream that you believe actually happened despite its outrageous improbability, for a few seconds at least. Usually brought about due to eating way too much pizza.
"Dude, what happened to your tentacle? Oh, sorry, that must have been a pizza dream, damn you Pizza Hut! I guess I didn't make that prono after all."
pizza dream by Trojan_Man July 20, 2008
A wet dream happens when a boy or man has a sexy dream. His penis will get hard and has a spasm expelling semen. This is usually from lack of masturbation
Jamie had a wet dream last night
wet dream by Anonymous March 29, 2003

dream crusher

when you get someones hopes up and then quickly let them down.
mark was told he could go but then eric said u can't therfore mark had a dream crusher
dream crusher by centrios July 2, 2006

Americone Dream 

A flavor of ice cream created by Ben and Jerry's named after Stephen Colbert. It includes vanilla ice cream with fudge covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl
"I'll have a scoop of Americone Dream"
Americone Dream by mai mixtape April 29, 2007

American Dream 

Any impossible get-rich-quick or love at first sight type gimmick that was used to exploit legions of immigrants and blind, hopeful dreamers once upon a time.

This dream is especially important in an individualistic, greedy society in which wealth equals true human value. To many, the American dream is to become rich or famous. To some, it is to be extremely happy.

Both will lead to ruin and leave the dreamers disillusioned.
F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby and Theodore Dreiser's An American Tragedy both discuss the downfalls of the American Dream.
American Dream by anonymous December 13, 2004

green dream 

The state of mind and disconnection from reality that can eventuate when smoking marijuana. In rare cases can occur without the use of the drug.
T: Hey Cam you keen to watch the All Blacks tonight?
Dan: He can't hear you dude, he's in the green dream.
Cam: wha.....sorry guys I just had the maddest idea!
green dream by Zoster & Manus February 20, 2009