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When you're putting on the Disc Golf course and you bounce it off the basket, it makes a distinct noise (doink). Accordingly, the act of doinking a golf disc off of the basket is called "doinkage".
Now I created this word (doinkage) for this action but a friend of mine said he had heard it before. I conceded that it was possible the word doink existed but I laid exclusive claim to the word "doinkage". So I researched it to ensure I was indeed correct. Yours is the only dictionary where the word doink appears. And I was heartened to see that my definition of doinkage as related to Disc Golf is consistent with the many definitions of doink submitted. Because doinkage on the Disc Golf course can make you feel
1)you got screwed or robbed (if you doink a long putt)
2) like an idiot (if you doink a gimme putt)
3) like you just got kicked in the nuts (if you experience doinkage while putting for the match)
If you talk a lot of shit before or during a golf match, then the rest of us will pray for doinkage and revel in every putt you doink. Your doinkage will make us smile. You fit definition number 2 of doinker as submitted by Doinker.
For those not familiar with Disc Golf:
In the sport of Disc Golf the golfer putts into a Disc Golf Basket, originally called a Disc Golf Pole. This is a pole placed in the ground (approx. 5' in height above the ground)which at the top has a circular steel chain rack (22" in diameter) and at the center of the pole a circular basket made of steel rods (26" diameter,5" deep). Approximately 24 strands of chain hang from the outer portions of the steel chain rack at the top and connect to the pole just inside the top of the basket.
The idea is for the thrown golf disc to hit the chains and drop into the basket.
Now I created this word (doinkage) for this action but a friend of mine said he had heard it before. I conceded that it was possible the word doink existed but I laid exclusive claim to the word "doinkage". So I researched it to ensure I was indeed correct. Yours is the only dictionary where the word doink appears. And I was heartened to see that my definition of doinkage as related to Disc Golf is consistent with the many definitions of doink submitted. Because doinkage on the Disc Golf course can make you feel
1)you got screwed or robbed (if you doink a long putt)
2) like an idiot (if you doink a gimme putt)
3) like you just got kicked in the nuts (if you experience doinkage while putting for the match)
If you talk a lot of shit before or during a golf match, then the rest of us will pray for doinkage and revel in every putt you doink. Your doinkage will make us smile. You fit definition number 2 of doinker as submitted by Doinker.
For those not familiar with Disc Golf:
In the sport of Disc Golf the golfer putts into a Disc Golf Basket, originally called a Disc Golf Pole. This is a pole placed in the ground (approx. 5' in height above the ground)which at the top has a circular steel chain rack (22" in diameter) and at the center of the pole a circular basket made of steel rods (26" diameter,5" deep). Approximately 24 strands of chain hang from the outer portions of the steel chain rack at the top and connect to the pole just inside the top of the basket.
The idea is for the thrown golf disc to hit the chains and drop into the basket.
He was playing well and should have won the tournament. But he had some major doinkage on the back nine.
by Mark J June 4, 2005
Get the doinkage mug.n. A vehicular unit that is full of, or designed to haul, swamp donkeys (see also: sea donkey). Due to the sheer mass of a swamp donkey a vehicle with a chassis not engineered to support such an enormous load may be visibly evident by one or both bumpers dragging near the ground or, if an odd number of swamp donkeys are occupying the vehicle, a severe listing to one side.
Note: It is advisable to avoid Donk Trains on the road. Not only could their sloth-like appearance cause uncontrolled vomiting or seizures, but could possibly be a road hazzard.
The National Traffic Safety Board (NTSB) reported 5 deaths and over a dozen injuries caused by Donk Trains in the United States in 2005. The NTSB reports that non-commercial grade tires are prone to exploding from the enormous lateral force exerted by multiple swamp donkeys occupying a typical passenger car. This accounts for the bulk of the reported accidents.
In March of 2006 in upstate New York a family of 4 was killed in a Donk Train wreck. Both the NTSB and NHTSA concluded the accident was caused by un unevenly loaded Donk Train. The Donk Train's frame, while heavily listing to one side, twisted while going around a sweeping corner, then snapped in half and crossed eight lanes of heavy traffic. The front half of the Donk Train, with its two swamp donkey passengers securely wedged between the seat and the dash, rolled seven times, struck and crushed the Volvo sedan (arguably one of the safest cars in production), and instantly killed all passengers on impact.
Note: It is advisable to avoid Donk Trains on the road. Not only could their sloth-like appearance cause uncontrolled vomiting or seizures, but could possibly be a road hazzard.
The National Traffic Safety Board (NTSB) reported 5 deaths and over a dozen injuries caused by Donk Trains in the United States in 2005. The NTSB reports that non-commercial grade tires are prone to exploding from the enormous lateral force exerted by multiple swamp donkeys occupying a typical passenger car. This accounts for the bulk of the reported accidents.
In March of 2006 in upstate New York a family of 4 was killed in a Donk Train wreck. Both the NTSB and NHTSA concluded the accident was caused by un unevenly loaded Donk Train. The Donk Train's frame, while heavily listing to one side, twisted while going around a sweeping corner, then snapped in half and crossed eight lanes of heavy traffic. The front half of the Donk Train, with its two swamp donkey passengers securely wedged between the seat and the dash, rolled seven times, struck and crushed the Volvo sedan (arguably one of the safest cars in production), and instantly killed all passengers on impact.
Passenger: Look at that little car leaning on its side!
Driver: Oh shit it's a Donk Train!
Passenger: Does it have flat tires?
Driver: No those swamp donkeys are so heavy that the sidewalls are just collapsing from the stress. We better keep some distance if we want to live.
Driver: Oh shit it's a Donk Train!
Passenger: Does it have flat tires?
Driver: No those swamp donkeys are so heavy that the sidewalls are just collapsing from the stress. We better keep some distance if we want to live.
by Paul Dawson November 26, 2006
Get the Donk Train mug.I doinked this milf last week. It was great until her hubby walked in on us, so I doinked him with a coffee mug right in the cocksucker (jaw). He didn't move at all and I knew it was going to be a long night.
by Kirky James October 23, 2009
Get the Doinked mug.(noun) like a doinkwad, used to describe someone who is so incredibly stupid they cant even put their pants on properly. If you put their brain a bird, it would fly backwards.
Gary: Hey lydia, your a doinkus
Lydia: no im not im a haitian
Gary: Same difference, get me some apple juice.
Lydia: no im not im a haitian
Gary: Same difference, get me some apple juice.
by Swamp_Ninja March 27, 2010
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