diamond

a good gift to get girls to do whatever u want them too/ a girls best friend

Bob: here's a diamond ring. *opens box*
Scarlette: OK, ill have sex with u now...

by SeXii Ma June 6, 2004

dicko

a young individual often known to nod his head to such singers as 50 (fitdy) cent, ja rule and the F-A-B-O. he can be spotted wearing st cath's spray jackets, and missing inside - all in feeble attempt to up his street cred. rolls with hirohito and was largely involved in the "bay of pigs" invasion in an attempt to "get on this TV momma" with fidel.

i know i'm going to have 20-10 tonight, cos i'm playing on dicko.

by Huss October 24, 2007

Diamond Wings

Awarded for having sexual intercourse with a married women.

I had sex with David's wife yesterday, so I earned my Diamond Wings.

by Captain Anusfur November 2, 2008

diamond in the ruff

The act of licking cum off a hemorrhoid

To celebrate gay marriage law in NY, Gary gave his husband a "diamond in the ruff".

by old man selva June 28, 2011

Diamond Cutter

A penis so small that when aroused is hard enough to cut through a diamond, the opposite of a Tim.

Andrew Kevin Martin has a Diamond Cutter, he left those bitches cut up worse then a bunch of niggers.

by Big Six April 3, 2007

diamond and pearl

A play-on-words that comes from the Pokémon franchise. It means "Double penetration."

My friend Josh and I brought this girl over and had some Diamond and Pearl.

by KawaiiAstronaut February 16, 2017

neil diamond

A pop singer/songwriter who had his 15 seconds of fame but whose career has now entered a downward spiral of kitschy, over the top, self parody. His slavish fans continue to attest to his awsomeness and are deserving of pity.

I can't believe Angie and Lloyd shelled out 75 bucks apiece for Neil Diamond tickets. What a pair of pathetic dweebs.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005