dangleberries

crums of faeces that are caught on anul hair and dried into balls of faeses.

check your dangleberries mate!

by the dude October 1, 2003

danger wanking

sitting in ones room, half way through a wank and scream 'MUM!!!!' and you have to finish your wank and clean up before she gets to your room

yeah so hey i was wondering if you wanted to talk about ironing
*in the background* MUM!!!!!
Hey shoudlnt you see whats wrong?

nah is just my kid danger wanking again

by not dannay July 31, 2007

Danger-ed

Background: A form of criticizing vis a vis video games by one (or more) person (or persons) that claim to or have greater knowledge of the video game then those playing.

Defintion: To be a complete ass to people who are trying to play a video game in peace.

People are playing a video game in peace. You walk in, and you belittle everything they are doing and how you would do it is the better and correct way of course.

by SPAM March 13, 2005

DangerKitty

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!

"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"
"Definitely a DangerKittyFashions.com shopper!"

by Raybone February 27, 2009

Danger Beer

After an evening of moderate drinking, Danger Beer is the beer that puts you over the edge to fully drunk and doubles the resultant hangover. You know you shouldn't have it but you can't resist one last beer before the night is over.

"Sorry I'm late, ended up having Danger Beer last night and couldn't find my pants this morning"

by dr ben September 5, 2011

bo dangels

A name for some one who has mad skill at a sport.

J MAC should not be called bo dangels because he sucks at lacrosse.

by Cam Kolenick March 21, 2008

Danger Close

Military jargon for a fire mission ordered within close proximity of friendly units. Also to break wind - usually with devastating effect - in the company of close friends or family.

Josh: "Oscar Zulu Yankie Delta Niner, artillery away, danger close." *farts in friend's face*

Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"

by Nehima Six66 November 14, 2009