Crisping

Expressing a lack of style, or looking like a communist social worker.

"Damn bruv! You copping those new cargo shorts? They do be crisping tho!

by Biggus Digkus April 12, 2022

Crispin

An exceptional fellow. They love gay pirates and alfredo sauce. You will never meet someone so queer. They are also an excellent business partner even though they will ruin your friendship by starting a punk band named after a part of the respiratory tract.

"Yo is that crispin?"
"Holy shit, it is truly a pleasure doing business with them"

by Marz the Wise April 16, 2022

Crispy Stroke

When a girl strokes a Plain Crispy Cream doughnut on your dick. The glaze is his nut.

I went to Kev’s last night, and gave him a crispy stroke! Yum yum gone!

by Ksuave April 19, 2022

crispless

something with no crisp

“i hate a crispless potato”
“grab the crisper one then”

by meatballhandle872 April 25, 2022

Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022

Crispy

When you hear it you just know what it means. It is universal— it is everywhere, all the time. It is all around us and the breath that fills the lungs of language.

“The weather is really crispy rn.”
“I hate you you’re being so crispy!”
“I love you you’re so crispy!”

by Wreckem May 21, 2022

Crispy

When an individual is beyond the normal hangover and is concurrently experiencing levels of grief simultaneously. Most likely this individual will wake up and not know where they are or who they are with. And also most likely is over the age of 30.

When I woke up to take the dogs out, Brittnee woke up all crispy and questioned where she was.

by Bteets June 13, 2022