Cold as Hell

Canada

Person 1: It's cold as hell, eh?

Person 2: What did you expect?

Person 1: Oh yeah

by mistaman85 September 14, 2020

media cold

Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with columbian flu.

"Atishoo!"
"Bless you. Hayfever?"
"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."

by bigMc May 7, 2005

Head Cold

When a girl gives you head and the guy busts his load in her mouth, she chokes and it ends up coming out of her noise

She couldn't handle all the jizz and got a head cold after giving homeboy a blowjob

by Willy Wankkerr August 3, 2010

stupid cold

when it is just too cold and you cant feel your privates

it is just stupid cold tonight! i cant feel my ass!

by ms kitty March 4, 2006

cold deck

(n) A stacked deck used by a card mechanic or card cheat.

Watch out for the cold deck low.

by AlphaJohn July 29, 2008

cold coffee

any dark cola poured into a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty because no one wants to wash dishes

all the glasses are dirty, guess I'll drink cold coffee

by twoandone May 10, 2013

Cold Stoagie

The Process of taking a fresh turd and placing in the freezer until frozen solid then using as a sexual toy

It's pretty hot in here I could sure go for a cold stoagie

by steveo34609 July 21, 2009