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go clone yourself

insult to a 30 something single un-attached vamp blonde who is unlikely to marry.
ie. Sex and the city.
Nokia Text Message.

Science is rapid.
Using one of your few viable eggs and a hair cell, doctors can create someone in your image that may put up with you.
GO CLONE YOURSELF.
by tricky nokia text message February 6, 2009
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closet-emo

Closet-emo (or closet emo)
Someone who engages in acts very similar to the emo subculture, whether it be by listening to "emotional" bands such as Hawthorne Heights or Panic! At the Disco or writes depressed broken heart poetry, but tries to keep the "extracurricular activities" secret from friends and peers.

Closet Emos sometimes have physical aspects similar to normal emos, as they may have dyed black hair an extremeley pale complexion, however paleness may be an attribute to an extreme gamer. However, for them most part they look relativly normal.

The Closet emo has become a rarety in later dates, since the commercialisation of the emo and emo subculture, emos no longer needing to fear the highschool football captian bashing them up for wareing eyeliner.
Guy: You dye your hair black! Youre a closet emo.
Girl: His hairs DYED BLACK? Fuck, it looks natural.
Closet-emo: You wouldn't know if I was a closet emo, Twiggy, since id be in the closet, which you cant open
Guy: I can so work a door! (goes and opens doors and closes it)
by Feary December 9, 2008
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shit closet

JJ: So how'd it go with that four armed blue/purple haired hottie?

Jyass: Dude, she wassa dude, but I locked my cock in his shit closet all night anyway
by Jyarsse December 16, 2006
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trapped in a closet

Othen used as a diss or a put down in some circles . Trapped in the closet = A person that is gay and hasn't told anybody about there gayness.
That dude over there is trapped in a closet he hasnt come out yet . I hope he is not looking at my butt.
by Trappa C December 8, 2006
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In The Closet

A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact
My favorite position is "in the closet" as I get to watch woman not through my phone but live.
by Kerke June 12, 2020
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Bam clone

Any faggot totally obsessed with bam margera. They have the clothes the boarding equipment (even if they don't skate) and try to act like him.
Matt Ciel is a bam clone
by gg allin December 6, 2004
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