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chodelinger

A sorry son of a bitch who is constantly trying to get bitches to like him but never succeeds.
I just saw this guy walk a chick to class and try to kiss her goodbye but she turned her head so he kissed her ear. What a chodelinger
by internuggler February 20, 2004
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chodeosolous

a dick that is 9 inches wide but only a inch long
1.Hey man put your chodeosolous away
2.I couldnt get a good grip on my chodeosolous
3. prostitute: a blowjob for $300, Anal for $550, And 10,000 for a chodeosolous fuck
by Nalgototas March 16, 2008
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Chodepowder

A narcotic substance that gives the effect of feeling like you're on top of the chode, a bit of a chode, and rubbing a chode ALL at PRECISELY the same time. It is created by removing a chode from a Chode-donor (someone who gives their chode for the sake of chodepowder everywhere)and then cut into small cubes. It is left to rot for a few years (some have been left for decades even, my favourite year is 1897) and then dried and ground down, into pure chodepowder. It is then inhaled through the jap of the chode/penis.
"I was off my chode, I had 2 Es and a line of chodepowder"
by Whimmers McGee June 28, 2008
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chodeness

Other word for lameness. Someone who is chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.
He is sitting around all day. His chodeness is unbelievable.
by Mystery101 August 5, 2008
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Chodelicker

Used as a insult.
"Man, that girl Mia is a chodelicker."
"Mia hates Devil may cry? Fuck that, the chodelicker."
by ScrewYouLol January 2, 2009
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chodection

Instead of an erection, a chodection occurs when a person with a chode is turned on. This causes his chode to widen rather than lengthen. See chode poison to help prevent this rare yet deadly phenomena in males.
I saw this hot girl, and she gave me a chodection!
by thechodemaster January 9, 2009
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chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.
by lilbugga February 9, 2009
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