brad

Extreme frailty and sensitivity. A trait possessed by weak, passive males. These people are often confused with small, female children. Their main diet consists of smoothies, bananas, and frappaccinos. They are NOT strong.

Wow, did you see that brad try and dunk on that kid's hoop?

Hey, did you see that small girl try and reach that banana from the tree? Oh, no that was a brad. Get the poor kid a ladder.

by Alpha_male December 14, 2008

bradford girls

The only place u'll come across so many slappers in one building. and tht building is the snob skewl bradford girl's grammar skewl.wooo!!it consists of gay pervert teachers, slappers, bitches,townies, goths, punks and a few people who don't deserve a title. the slappers are the girls who will do w/e on a first date, the bitches think they rule but really they just get in the way!! and suck. the bitches are also posh snobs who think remembering daddy's credit card number will get them into Uni!! townies live on bursary's in this skewl and they try to be anything ther not. the goths are probably the smartist people in this skewl but they have lots of enemies, mostly chavs trying to kill them.punks just try to live without gettin killed.! thats why ther is only a small numbr of them left. the othr people don't have anything worth writin about.

Don't evr send ur kids here they will be emotionally scarrd 4 life and will cum out with an addiction to sex, booze and drugs!! oh and they'll take all ya money

"how was ur day at bradford girls?"
"u no how it is! a few baby's popped out and miss x got arrested for possesion again and bex has HIV. but same old story"
"oh i'm glad u had fun dear"

by k&c September 12, 2008

braiden

a fat fucking sod who lumps around the house on his fat ass legs eating his bloody fucking lightly salted crisps, probably plays borderlands and halo, and can’t even afford his own shit

mark: oh are you talking to braiden again?
hank: yeah, he’s such a fucking slob mate.

by infamouslounge September 10, 2019

Braden

Worlds smallest peen and is the worst surfer you will ever meet. Ego is massive and sucks at most sports. No girls will ever like him and very annoying. Tries to be a cool kid and sits with a josh.

That kid surfing is such a Braden😂😂😂

by Rigbwfdihqwegdei February 21, 2019

Braden

-A dumbass who has a small dick that's asian
-Player
-Pedophile

"Look it's a BRADEN"

by PusYasMan September 20, 2021

Brad

Generally a brainless and soul-less moron. Often beset by the results of de-motivation and lack of ambition so much so that you can almost always find a 'Brad' with that "I've been robbed" sour puss look on his face. Almost always a sexually disfunctional deviate who prefers younger girls (obviously on account of 'brad's' regressed and alcohol damaged brain).

A 'Brad' also swaps his values from conversation to conversation in an attempt to either please or seem superior to the particular person/group he is speaking to.

His loyalties lie within being "a cool kid" and "having a good time".

PARIS: "Brad, what are you doing? Why are you cradling that wine bladder and straddling that 16 year old girl??? You're 22 and we're in a relationship."

BRAD: "Chill, I'm just just a cool kid looking to have a good time!"

PARIS: "But she's 16, she's still in high school!"

BRAD: "She dropped out last year, we're intellectual contemporaries"

by LeonayTheGreat July 5, 2012

brad pitt

An actor who is incredibly gorgeous and he isn't too bad of an actor. He was good in "Fight Club" and "Twelve Monkeys" and he was married to Jennifer Aniston.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would have had such a cute baby!

by tahareh May 16, 2005