Hump Day Blues

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.

I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!

by MrJuice November 20, 2019

Twentieth Century Blues

When you want to get DOWN to some jazz but you ain't got Spotify Premium so you gotta wait for that good shit on your playlist.

"Damn man, it's a shame I can't get down tonight. I've got some Twentieth Century Blues."

by FranzFerdinand1914 January 14, 2020

Steve from blues clues

Steve is the creator of everything and is the gods among gods. Shaggy is a person he made for his purposes the One above all is a puppet he uses for he is a unknown being nothing is on his level his physical strength can overpower anything he is also know and “everything”

“Steve from blues clues is the creator .”

“Steve form blues clues is unbeatable.”

by anonymous October 27, 2020

Jazz and Blues

Music made by constipated pigs.

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.

Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!

by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021

Coogan’s Bluff

When you are wearing a condom and laying down the good pipe on your girl (when you’re about to cum) take the condom off and have her turn around and blow in her face

Brad: Hey Babe, Turn around!
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed

by Badabing42069 October 30, 2021

Box set blues

The sadness you feel when a box set you have been binging finishes!

Finished binging breaking bad, now have the box set blues!

by Mcja1982 January 5, 2022