bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.

Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.

by Blade57 October 22, 2008

Beaner Connection

Having bad connection on Xbox Live. Usually what Pdel1212 has. Also called BC.

Pdel1212 has beaner connection all the time.

by Cool Tony January 7, 2010

beaner's brownie

when you are eating out a girl's asshole and it gets so intense that she shits all over your face, especially when she has diarrhea. you then take the shit and make it into a batter, and make brownies.

she beaner's brownied all over face

by hoogalybear March 7, 2011

Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

Bean Dip

To scoop the boob of someone and yell "BEAN DIP!"

Usually done for shock value. Or you just want to touch someone's boob.

Marty ran up to Bertha, and bean dipped her.

Bertha got Marty back by slapping him.

by boshanky September 24, 2008

bean bags

A mans balls in a speedo.

Speedos r gay mans swim suits.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

meow bean

definition 1
'meow bean' is the shortened version of me old bean or my old bean, which then translates into my old friend

definition 2
also a common greeting in the town of towcester

harris: ow r yaaaaa
fish: meow bean!

by daniel harris aka boosh man August 13, 2006