Behnia

A male name equal to watching porn

John:Hey sam how are you going to masturbate tonight?
Sam:Behnia

by Dyhvffyjnvfty August 18, 2018

Drew Behrens

a name for anybody that is a great college football kicker. You can only earn this nickname by not gettin redshirted and being super amazing at everything you do.

Grayslake Central's kicker is such a Drew Behrens

by AugieFball January 4, 2010

fatherless behaviour

A phrase usually used by a Incel or virgin to describe any behaviour in public spaces lacking shame in sex or sexuality.

did you see her shoulder showing In class today??? fatherless behaviour.

by A p Named Slickback May 5, 2022

behind the curtain

a slang word used by high school students for when they want to engage in sexual or provacative acts in a hidden area of their classroom or school.

hey lets go behind the curtain, you can give me head.

by Jalana February 21, 2006

Behzad

A) A person who is overweight but denies it. And then he calls skinny people cows.

B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.

C) A complete ass.

A) Josh: Hey behzad I way 50 pounds, how much do u weigh?
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???

B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)

C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.

by joshcole87 January 6, 2013

beheading

A little bite on the nob, which, when penis is hard, a mark should be visible, this mark resembles a medieval beheading that has had to be repeated, giving it a to sectioned look (eg.--)

Man, yesterday this chick Lisa, she bitt down on my boy's cock, he said, it look like a beheading (aka beknobing), and it hurt like one too..

by P.M 19.95 November 11, 2009

behzad

1. The evolutionary mistake that occurred when man evolved from monkey. physically disgusting, so unnaturally ugly that it has been recorded as the leading cause of sexual misconduct with animals 2. one who is responsible for destruction of all that is good and natural, causing pain, making little babies cry 3. also associated with homosexuality , or one who is in the freudian sense fixated on the anal stage.

Damn dude, did you see that Behzad??! I don't know what to do...i'm emotionally scarred...

by King Behzad May 4, 2006