Behzad

a person who has such characteristic features as kindness, forgiveness,mercifulness,faithfulness, lovileness....

Behzad, the best man i have ever seen.
We will be happy together!

by Tahmina December 26, 2005

Behzad

Behzad is the hottest thing ever I wanna suck his dick until I choke.

I want a behzad right NOW!!!!

by Zesty buffolow November 23, 2021

Behzad

A) A person who is overweight but denies it. And then he calls skinny people cows.

B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.

C) A complete ass.

A) Josh: Hey behzad I way 50 pounds, how much do u weigh?
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???

B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)

C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.

by joshcole87 January 06, 2013

behzad

a person who is extremly tall, and has many attractive materialistic characteristics such as clothes shoes accesories and $MONEY$. Known as one who is raw and has not much emotion of love but has a very soft side and is filled with love for certain people, and only allowes him/her self 2 reveal that side to those he is close with and respects.

"yo look at that guy, so tall and shit, hes so damn behzad!"

by clean2 April 21, 2007

behzad

An Iranian synonym for "big" or "large".

Wow, that truck is really behzad.

by |AoC| JyL October 01, 2005

behzad

1. The evolutionary mistake that occurred when man evolved from monkey. physically disgusting, so unnaturally ugly that it has been recorded as the leading cause of sexual misconduct with animals 2. one who is responsible for destruction of all that is good and natural, causing pain, making little babies cry 3. also associated with homosexuality , or one who is in the freudian sense fixated on the anal stage.

Damn dude, did you see that Behzad??! I don't know what to do...i'm emotionally scarred...

by King Behzad April 19, 2006

The behzad

Asks you if you want a lift home before tying you up and shoving his penis up your bum in the back of his Nissan Juke in OMA car park

I just got bummed very hard by the behzad

by STEADEHMAN April 02, 2020