Behzad
a person who has such characteristic features as kindness, forgiveness,mercifulness,faithfulness, lovileness....
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behzad
a person who is extremly tall, and has many attractive materialistic characteristics such as clothes shoes accesories and $MONEY$. Known as one who is raw and has not much emotion of love but has a very soft side and is filled with love for certain people, and only allowes him/her self 2 reveal that side to those he is close with and respects.
Behzad
Behzad by Zesty buffolow November 22, 2021
Behzad
A) A person who is overweight but denies it. And then he calls skinny people cows.
B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.
C) A complete ass.
B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.
C) A complete ass.
A) Josh: Hey behzad I way 50 pounds, how much do u weigh?
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???
B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)
C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???
B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)
C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.
Behzad by joshcole87 January 6, 2013
behzad
1. The evolutionary mistake that occurred when man evolved from monkey. physically disgusting, so unnaturally ugly that it has been recorded as the leading cause of sexual misconduct with animals 2. one who is responsible for destruction of all that is good and natural, causing pain, making little babies cry 3. also associated with homosexuality , or one who is in the freudian sense fixated on the anal stage.
behzad by King Behzad May 4, 2006
The behzad
Asks you if you want a lift home before tying you up and shoving his penis up your bum in the back of his Nissan Juke in OMA car park
The behzad by STEADEHMAN April 2, 2020
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