Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

Bean Dip

To scoop the boob of someone and yell "BEAN DIP!"

Usually done for shock value. Or you just want to touch someone's boob.

Marty ran up to Bertha, and bean dipped her.

Bertha got Marty back by slapping him.

by boshanky September 24, 2008

bean bags

A mans balls in a speedo.

Speedos r gay mans swim suits.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

meow bean

definition 1
'meow bean' is the shortened version of me old bean or my old bean, which then translates into my old friend

definition 2
also a common greeting in the town of towcester

harris: ow r yaaaaa
fish: meow bean!

by daniel harris aka boosh man August 13, 2006

wanna-beaner

An arab or indian who wears a beanie to cover their eyes, in hopes of passing off as a Mexican. A wanna be mexican.

look at that wanna beaner with his plaid shirt.

by 2MDUB December 26, 2003

beancurd

Fanny batter. A ladies residue

There was enough beancurd down there to make a sandwich. So i did.

by Gingilla August 18, 2006

Bean-on

The female equivalent of a hard-on. References the beanesque shape of the swollen clitoris.

"Geez honey, you're staring at that George Clooney photo for a bit too long. What, does he give you a bean-on?"

by vincible kibosh December 22, 2008