1,000,000,000,000th base

When you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly button. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females anus. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. penis juice is sprayed everywhere.

Last night, I got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian girl. She looked like an elephant on acid.

by djdonutmastacoolniggerfool August 17, 2009

ass basing

the word ass basing mean, when one lights his/her farts on fire. this can be a very dangerious thing as a male can loose a testical!!!!

hey jack do you wanna go ass basing with me?? Jack: nahh man i dont do that anymore since my cousin loose a nut from it!! Friend: o well im sorry to hear that.. well see ya im ganan go ass base!

by bibbity bobbity boop January 25, 2005

3.14159265th Base

When you are about to have sex with your hoe and your penis turns into a broom and the only thing to do is to beat that hoe down.

Jerry: "Awww dude, last night me and sandra got to 3.14159265th Base"
Michael: "That's a shame, nobody wants that"

by jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim March 24, 2008

fourth base

see home base

"he tried to get to 4th base with me.."

by etchasketch October 21, 2003

base humour

A strand of humour which is juvenile, puerile, and base—the kind normally expected of a manchester united fan, for example.

Dan's a united fan, he only gets base humour.

by LFCX6 November 20, 2019

Base Moron

Donald Trumps Base of Supporters. An American (citizen) traitor who sold their soul, faith, religion, intelligence, critical thinking skills, honor, respect, and allegiance to Donald Trump; A Base Moron.

Look at that bunch of Base Morons. They turned on their own democracy after falling into the black and bottomless pit that is the Trump conspiracy machine, they are Base Morons.

Those traitors to our democracy are Trump Base Morons.

Those people believe in Q or qanon and are clearly Base Morons.

by The Voice ofAmericanDemocracy January 11, 2021

211 Base

When you fuck a midget hanging from a chandelier while playing Sia: Chandelier

Todd: Did you hit 211 Base yet?
Jerry: Nah, man Sheryll said that's waay tooo kinky for her liking.

by VPDlover January 29, 2019