asshole boyfriend

The boy who is suppose to be sweet, loving and tender but is a complete jerk who forgets to hold the door open for you. He also hates all your friends and gets mad when you hangout with anyone else besides him.

Girl: I am going to go this party tonight, wanna come?
Guy: No, I don't like the guy who is throwing it.
Girl: oh okay, I am going with some girlfriends then
Guy:No you aren't going
Girl: Yes I am why do you care If I go or not
Guy:You are stupid

Guy then proceeds to be a complete jerk the rest of the night.
Girl mumbles..ugh he is such an asshole boyfriend

by Pissed2theT December 30, 2010

Asshole

A self-centered guy who steals girls first kisses then breaks their hearts.

"My ex-boyfriend is a real asshole! For he is the definition of asshole."

by MuffinBananaHammock February 13, 2007

asshole

1. The orifice generally located around the pelvis, where shit exits, into a toilet, in a bag, or on somebody's face or mouth. Contrary to popular belief, the asshole is not only for excreting wastes, but seems to be a popular location for the insertion and concealment of drugs. Also where girls and boys alike can stick another man or woman's penis into.

2. A person who's sole existence is based on the action of shitting on everything, and in result making everything they do, touch, or interact with in any way generally very shitty.

1. Sorry, my asshole is exit only.

2. "But...that's where I poop."
"Baby, not right now it isn't."

3. "Hey gu--"
"Shut the fuck up Steve, you're a fucking asshole."

by Stranger With Candy December 15, 2008

asshole

a donkey (ass) in a cave (hole)

sir Robin saw the asshole and jumped for joy.

by Tazarus June 21, 2005

asshole

a self abosrbed person who likes to pick a fight with lesser people

"I fucking hate assholes like you!"

by Dirge February 1, 2005

little asshole

a term that describes a young male under the age of eighteen; they tend to be defiant to rules setforeth by their parents, techers, adults, or legal guardians; parents tend to use this phrase when their kid is being a bitch

"Just five more minutes, I almost beat level five!" said Trevor

"Trevor, you LITTLE ASSHOLE!" said Mom

by Chris Kipp May 22, 2006

antigeek jock asshole

Some stupid bastard with an IQ of 20 or so that always recommends definitions for deletion because he says "Not a slang term. I wish all these uber geeks would stop their nerdy rantings about scifi and childish card games". What an asshole! He doesn't realize that geeks rule the world and when he grows up he'll be licking the boots of someone who actually has a brain instead of playing high school sports.

Every time I see a definition recommended for deletion by the antigeek jock asshole I recommend it stays even if I normally wouldn't.

by Bob882 November 30, 2004