April 7 2006

The most handsome, loving, caring, sweetest, selfless, and gentle person you’ll ever meet. Dont lose them, you’ll never forgive yourself.

April 7 2006 is the best person you’ll ever be with

by Yeeeeeeeeeee29 May 2, 2022

April 19

National get wicked with your crush day(they can’t say no)

“Ay.. It’s April 19… u tryna get wicked bbg?” (2 mins later) OH YEAHSSS

by Trostie October 30, 2022

April 24 aka "rape day" is fucking stupid

April 24 is just a normal day like every other day. It's just some stupid fantasy that some small dick men think of. Also many women and some men are horrified from this day because of some men or i say little boys.

But if you think April 24 aka rape day is real then think again stupid because no one is gonna touch you bitch. Also if you "like" this day you can go fuck yourself in jail dumbass. April 24 aka "rape day" is fucking stupid and is nothing!

by dumbass motherfuck February 6, 2023

Apelino

A greek ancient god, god of the fruit and food. He was able to transform into a apple as a gift from Zeus for his years of loyal work. His grave is found in new york. The fruit apple is named after him.

We thank Apelino for the food he brought us.

by Underrated greek gods April 7, 2023

re-apress

To have two or more atoms continuously bouncing off of each other in a turbulent manner.

The science teacher had to keep the water under the boiling temperature to ensure that the atoms would not re-apress.

by Horatio Pastry March 21, 2010

Asshole April

The act of anal once a day starting at 12 AM until the end of April at 12 AM. (Nut optional.)

Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."

by SkittleRainbow June 1, 2018

17th April

If you were born on this day, you’re one fineeee person nd you’re badass nd you slay man keep on going right that way.

Oh they’re born on the 17th April

That explains their bitch attitude nd beauty

Woahhhh

by xrealism1514 November 5, 2020