twat-wad

a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.

"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."

by kroostergirl February 19, 2012

twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.

My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!

by aikybrky February 24, 2010

Twat Swat

The muff-diver equivalent to a cockblock.

"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."

by Jayquellin Cashmoney May 18, 2016

fuckle twat

Noun.

A person who is just fucking up at life to the extreme.
Extreme fail at life.

Mary forgot to add sugar to the cookie dough recipe, what a fuckle twat.

by Theechinita April 17, 2014

Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021

the twat tingle

When you wife's pussy decides to wake up after 10 years and 3 kids and need some attention. Albeit rare but occasionally happens

Flop: My wife's twat got the tingle last night. Been too long
Sleepy: what's the twat tingle.

Flop: You know when it wakes up from its long slumber

by Sleepy&Flop April 5, 2021

Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.

Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA

by Just_Tom September 11, 2010