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Chocolate Blumpkin

(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.
“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”
by MissourianMuntGod23 April 27, 2024
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Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin

When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.
Yo dude after you left the pizza place last night Chica gave my the Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin.
by anonymous November 28, 2024
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Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.
My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.
by Big Chad February 28, 2025
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Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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North Korean Blumpkin

When your partner is cosplaying as a character from any source of media while you get a blumpkin from them. While getting the Blumpkin, you scroll through your phone looking at rule 34 of that character their cosplaying.
by iloveblumpkin1234567890 May 18, 2025
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accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.
I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....
by madmike135 July 30, 2018
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Chumpidy Blumpkin

An extremely large or obese man that reeks of human feces, alcohol, and cigarettes.
Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!
by urbanthickcionary10294764 October 8, 2024
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