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Vintage Winter Blanket

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.
She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.
by The Osirus September 14, 2016
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Whack Winter

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.
Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!
by Xandrox Boot January 29, 2017
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Canadian winter

When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it
by Yolanda's child April 20, 2017
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josh winter

Keith is a real Josh Winter
by Bodstar86 May 23, 2017
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vincent winter

Did you see vincent winter?
Such à Nice guy
by Mrdussolier June 6, 2017
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andrew winter

by i love kids June 22, 2017
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Arab Winter

The period of time in which one grows out their pubic hair in order to keep warm for the colder months.
Guy 1: Holy crap, it’s so cold I can literally feel my dick shriveling!

Guy 2: Not me, I’m having an Arab Winter. My dick is as warm as the sands of Persia.
by Juulius Caesar XXX December 4, 2017
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