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Knows as Werries, Winawerner or Vern (but thats mostly for the English speaking...)

Bright, happy, terrible spellers, full of love, will always support you and point out the things you should be grateful for. Bad memories but they tend to make up for it with surprises. What they do best is remind you that everything will always be okay.

They are everything and all in one. More, you do not need.
1. I wish I had a Werner in my life!

2. I wish I could turn my work into a Werner, I'd become a workaholic!
Werner by Hippie4Supermanou May 3, 2013
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This is a person who makes use of the services of a company and then refuses to pay, claiming the work done was of low quality, despite then continuing to use that work for their own self promotion.
Are you going to wenner out on us? Is this deal a good one or is it a wenner?

I can't believe we've been wennered!

let your wiener do the walking 

To let your sexual-attraction to an individual hinder your judgement of them.
"You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead!"
-Rick Sanchez
In the work place: Experts still can’t agree whether it’s an incurable disease or a dangerous parasite and sub-species of the common “Dog-Fucker”.

Easy to spot. Like the common dog-fucker, hands are always in their pockets and they are seldom found working. They differ in that they display a unique ability to produce an unmistakable nasal like tone that can only be produced by the common dog-fucker when it’s nostrils are pinched. If left unchecked is known to spread to the common dog-fuckers.

They seek out host-victims and drain the energy from anybody who will listen to them. They thrive on creating chaos and will poision the workplace. Experts all agree that a “whiner” cannot be cured and must be exterminated. Companies that have specialized in ridding households of banker infestations are now expanding into the lucrative commercial field of dog-fucker and whiner extermination.

Interim Protection from parasitical drain: A whiner is defenseless against the “sucker-punch” because their hands will be in their pockets. When they are still seeing stars, respond with “Fuck-Off and go do some work!” and nothing more. The parasite will seek out other hosts.
What a pathetic whiner.

whiner by Peter Perdue January 11, 2009

leaky wiener syndrome 

No matter how long you shake your wiener after taking a pee you still end up with a few drops on your boxers.
I just took a pee and shook my wiener for like 5 minutes and I still got a little on my boxers. I definatly have leaky wiener syndrome

Anita Wiener

A girl who loves hot dogs, sausages, bratwurst, and other types of meats.
Allana Childs was talking to Anita Wiener and Anita said "Happiness is often found in a hot sausage or 'dog' served in a long, soft roll and typically topped with various condiments."
Anita Wiener by Allana Childs October 18, 2008

Weineken 

Some Heineken mixed with the finest red wine one can find at the given time.
At the England vs Sweden game David went a Weineken too far!!
Weineken by The Kang General June 21, 2006