White Willy Wasted

When a young lad who recently turned 18 years of age goes on a drinking binge and makes a complete tit of himself on the dance floor by stumbling into people, knocking over people's drinks and rolling his eyes, followed by the bouncers removing his sorry ass.

That lad was white Willy wasted

by misleading October 15, 2016

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Psychohazardous Waste

Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok. Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
- Constant anger
- social deprivation
- schizophrenia
- low IQ
- lack of common sense
- excessive hair dye use
- degeneracy

Psychohazardous Waste user: *dogshit opinion*
Normal human: "ok and?"
PWU: *incoherent meltdown*

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 22, 2021

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Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

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whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.

Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.

by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014

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