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Billy was putting Christmas decorations up in July, I asked him why are Walmarting. He said because Walmart had them out already too.
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Get the Walmarting mug.Hideous creature characterized by disgusting hygiene, atrocious dress, and absurd personal mannerisms. Found in the aisles of retail giant Walmart, such creatures define the fringes of society, and in general, give a glimpse into just how fucked up someone’s life can get. On the World Wildlife Fund’s species list, their numbers are quoted as; “...WAY too fucking many!!”, and rising.
I was at Walmart when a disgusting smell made me puke. As I turned around, I was shocked by the horrifying vision of a Walmartasaurus that had stopped to take a dump in one of the aisles, and had scooped some up to offer it to me. I tried to run, but I soon realized that the store was overrun by these creatures, some doing even more disgusting shit than the one I ran into.
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Get the Walmartasaurus mug.Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.
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Get the walmartians mug.a mysterious creature that emerges from Walmart every ten years to take the lost children in the toy aisle. Then those children become walmartcreatures.
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