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Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023
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eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!
total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!
by Slovenize November 1, 2023
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Total Sand Nigger Death

Chud 1: "Yo did you see those muslims they shot up a grocery store?"
Chud 2: "The west has fallen, Total Sand Nigger Death now!"
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Total Tranny Death

When the world no longer has any transgender people. This phrase is often abbreviated as "TTD".
Lilith Rae Nirvana: As someone who is trans, I say children should have access to HRT no matter what age. Suck it TERFs, 'cause I'm so valid <3
Everyone else: It's Total Tranny Death time.
by Urheimat December 8, 2023
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Totalitopian

A political vision whereby utopia will be achieved if only the self-anointed “natural superiors” are granted control over the totality of most or all life events.
Incremental legislation seeks to impose the Totalitopian vision of the self-anointed elite.
by KGdG December 10, 2023
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Totally Fantastic Day

Totally Fantastic Day (TFD) is an incel dogwhistle meaning Total Female Death.
Hey Bob, have a totally fantastic day! You too Jerry!
by terrorizzt February 25, 2024
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totalav

a paid service that maxes out your memory card AND cpu when it feels like it! :D
will in fact have a panic attack when a threat is detected on your computer, and basically just tells you
to fix the issue...
Oh and it scans your entire pc (including your ssd) whenever it feels like it.
Thus, the term totalav refers to a state of incredible paranoia, which causes the person suffering
the condition to forget everything they had on their mind in a state of immense hysteria.
Joe entered a state of totalav, and fell to the ground, all of their money pouring out of his pockets.
His friends were worried about his condition, as totalav caused him to put locks on every door near him.
by astolfo :3 March 8, 2024
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