Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.
I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.
by LMF2000 September 20, 2020
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Arabian French Toast

whe you are banging a girl while shes on her back, and right before you are about to cum you pull out and blow your load in her nose
by qwertyuiopl September 08, 2009
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Burnt Toast Drunk

On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.
Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?

Heather: ...Zz..

Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!
by Annubrius August 18, 2008
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burning french toast

cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching
sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast
by sarah April 06, 2005
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